tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2014653608019418727.post7748066607759480651..comments2023-11-05T05:14:50.743-05:00Comments on Irregularly Periodic Ruminations: The Other ChurchAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00873541253069090821noreply@blogger.comBlogger70125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2014653608019418727.post-35367191790487312522009-02-03T00:15:00.000-05:002009-02-03T00:15:00.000-05:00Epiphany cake? I think you're making that up.:)Epiphany cake? I think you're making that up.<BR/><BR/>:)blissfully caffeinatedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00857689482419899398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2014653608019418727.post-20180376809123168372009-01-13T20:33:00.000-05:002009-01-13T20:33:00.000-05:00For some reason, I'm imagining that your priest lo...For some reason, I'm imagining that your priest looks like Gene Simmons. Am I way off? <BR/><BR/>I can't believe the poor guy farted ten years ago and you haven't let it go. Actually, yes I can since I would be the same way. <BR/><BR/>The rusher cracked me up, I'm a rusher sometimes too. Shame.Caseyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13477976300026766137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2014653608019418727.post-2680986814507170882009-01-13T12:36:00.000-05:002009-01-13T12:36:00.000-05:00The next time I go to church (which may not be for...The next time I go to church (which may not be for a while), I'll be the Farting Guy.<BR/><BR/>Just so someone else has something to remember me by.Badass Geekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01030944236271663794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2014653608019418727.post-6580497474158875392009-01-13T12:30:00.000-05:002009-01-13T12:30:00.000-05:00Better late than never? Or I suck? You choose...He...Better late than never? Or I suck? You choose...<BR/><BR/>Heathen.Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01717981499965181200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2014653608019418727.post-10395342765530921492009-01-13T12:14:00.000-05:002009-01-13T12:14:00.000-05:00Baby Jesus in a cake.You keep giving me reasons to...Baby Jesus in a cake.You keep giving me reasons to not attend ANY church. <BR/><BR/>Keep going! I dont want to go.Khadrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08272553894178287063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2014653608019418727.post-24039371385291290852009-01-12T23:25:00.000-05:002009-01-12T23:25:00.000-05:00Lola: I'm glad I could help.Mo: Thank you so much ...Lola: I'm glad I could help.<BR/><BR/>Mo: Thank you so much for coming by, I'm glad you liked it.<BR/><BR/>Heather: At least he didn't bring a radio so he could listen during service.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00873541253069090821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2014653608019418727.post-31879124157909329122009-01-12T22:49:00.000-05:002009-01-12T22:49:00.000-05:00Oh I love the "rusher" guy!!! That was my dad want...Oh I love the "rusher" guy!!! That was my dad wanting to get the hell out of church and home to the football game! :)Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15771817605498951179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2014653608019418727.post-77996335335478390142009-01-12T22:10:00.000-05:002009-01-12T22:10:00.000-05:00Just found your blog.....from a born and raised (a...Just found your blog.....from a born and raised (and still practicing) Southern Baptist.....for some reason, I'm thankful for you making me laugh and don't find you a bit irreverent. I've got the handbasket ready - see you there! Seriously though. Needed a laugh today - much appreciated.Mo Fabuloushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15122226208881744599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2014653608019418727.post-86557126966489376872009-01-12T14:40:00.000-05:002009-01-12T14:40:00.000-05:00Once again pointing out all the reasons why I avoi...Once again pointing out all the reasons why I avoid church. I do feel like I'm a better Catholic for reading about you going to church, though ;)Lolahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07370267947354641941noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2014653608019418727.post-8638828905425967782009-01-12T12:12:00.000-05:002009-01-12T12:12:00.000-05:00Shelle: It makes you want to stand up, point, and ...Shelle: It makes you want to stand up, point, and say, "Stop farting, you."<BR/><BR/>CCG: That may be a good thing.<BR/><BR/>Rick: As long as you're not too close, it's okay.<BR/><BR/>Errant: It's all about marital bliss.<BR/><BR/>Kylie: That would make sense then. The second one just sounds right.<BR/><BR/>Tony: I'm pretty sure teeth marks are not part of the stigmata.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00873541253069090821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2014653608019418727.post-21689896162315585712009-01-12T11:45:00.000-05:002009-01-12T11:45:00.000-05:00Last year I actually saw they were selling bread w...Last year I actually saw they were selling bread with a little baby Jesus baked right into it. The lady said that if you got the piece with the baby Jesus you'd have good luck throughout the year - that kind of freaked me out. I'd never seen that before. I'd think that biting into a baby Jesus would be bad luck...I guess this is why I don't go to church too often.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2014653608019418727.post-16391991919485313202009-01-12T04:52:00.000-05:002009-01-12T04:52:00.000-05:00My priest always has an accent straight out of the...My priest always has an accent straight out of the Eastern bloc. Of course, that could be because I'm in the former Eastern bloc...<BR/><BR/>And I loved the "asphyxiation by baby jeebus" line.<BR/><BR/>My mom used to do this kind of cake with coins, but since she wasn't Catholic she called it "coin cake" or perhaps, "something those damn Catholics do that's stupid". Yeah, the second one sounds a lot more like her.Lucy Filethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06101962728153916202noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2014653608019418727.post-88360878670052039122009-01-12T03:40:00.000-05:002009-01-12T03:40:00.000-05:00I have never been to any church in my whole life s...I have never been to any church in my whole life so i have noting to say actually .. but i wanted to ask you this .. since you don't listen or sing .. and you're not comfortable with the whole thing ..why do you go ??<BR/><BR/>anyways, that was fun to read .. :)Erranthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01684346395835339560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2014653608019418727.post-71614548975583019482009-01-12T00:18:00.000-05:002009-01-12T00:18:00.000-05:00Hello Heinous,I just noticed that you became a fol...Hello Heinous,<BR/><BR/>I just noticed that you became a follower of my blog. I wanted to write and say that I am honored - truly! <BR/><BR/>Church is like Noah's ark. If it weren't for the storm outside one could hardly stand the smell inside. In the case of the fart follower, this bit of wisdom might not be totally correct.<BR/><BR/>Thanks again.<BR/><BR/>RickRickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07965400321043093038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2014653608019418727.post-71463795291701183632009-01-11T23:43:00.000-05:002009-01-11T23:43:00.000-05:00You know me....if I had been there with "The farti...You know me....if I had been there with "The farting guy" I wouldn't have been invited back.Cape Cod Galhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15831159202874959470noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2014653608019418727.post-28551492704796588012009-01-11T20:13:00.000-05:002009-01-11T20:13:00.000-05:00LOL...you are too funny, honestly I can't believe ...LOL...you are too funny, honestly I can't believe I haven't heard of your blog before!<BR/><BR/>isn't that some kind of Mexican tradition with the Three Kings and putting baby Jesus in a Cake and if you find it then you celebrate in February...whatever...<BR/><BR/>that was a funny story!<BR/><BR/>I was at work the other day and totally had a FART GUY...totally gross...and he was totally a JERK lol!Shelle-BlokThoughtshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05118555873275829720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2014653608019418727.post-31813591571964866362009-01-11T18:55:00.000-05:002009-01-11T18:55:00.000-05:00Sarah: I'd say yes... and an ass-kicking year as w...Sarah: I'd say yes... and an ass-kicking year as well.<BR/><BR/>bernthis: Ouch, too long for me.<BR/><BR/>Trish: That would be awesome.<BR/><BR/>Kat: Hmm... you may be on to something there.<BR/><BR/>Mel: All part of his plan, I'm sure.<BR/><BR/>TDE: I should do roving church reviews ;)<BR/><BR/>Kelley: I like the sound of heathen best.<BR/><BR/>anymommy: Sadly, yes there was.<BR/><BR/>Debbie: Faintly... it's mildly disturbing.<BR/><BR/>Michele: Damn, I forgot to check that there...<BR/><BR/>Lisa: You are hereby absolved. Let me know if that worked.<BR/><BR/>SP: That would be horrible. That and she'll be stuck with the tag forever.<BR/><BR/>Michelle: I was one of those once.<BR/><BR/>April: You should be.<BR/><BR/>David: I think it's all inside. Church is a scam.<BR/><BR/>Queen Bee: Take them to a mass, they'll understand.<BR/><BR/>GP: It makes life easier when you're easily entertained.<BR/><BR/>jst: The church of St. Asphyxia!<BR/><BR/>Miss Grace: I'd rather not but oh well.<BR/><BR/>Jen: I'd go for something other than stale bread.<BR/><BR/>Ron: I totally want to do the Darth Vader thing!<BR/><BR/>blueviolet: Really, two is plenty.<BR/><BR/>CK: I read them all :) Nookie always trumps church.<BR/><BR/>NoBS: Thank you! I'll be over. It's RC. It's jokes or go crazy.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00873541253069090821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2014653608019418727.post-20035037086461869962009-01-11T18:25:00.000-05:002009-01-11T18:25:00.000-05:00Not like you need it, but I'm here to award you Th...Not like you need it, but I'm here to award you The Premios Dardo Award! Details <A HREF="http://imemeit.blogspot.com" REL="nofollow">here</A>.<BR/><BR/>So, is this a Roman Catholic church or Irish? It sounds Roman...you know, it's all the drinking we "catholics" do that causes us to play cruel jokes like trying to choke people with toy idols...NoBShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02784322554842227516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2014653608019418727.post-28619401799177442332009-01-11T17:59:00.000-05:002009-01-11T17:59:00.000-05:00holy crap do you even read the comments at the bot...holy crap do you even read the comments at the bottom? it took me forever to get down here : )<BR/>and, choking on the baby jeebus? so much material in that.<BR/>we were going to go to church this morning. (we haven't been in ages). however, the water pressure was wonky. like we had none. so, we waited. still no water pressure (cos you can't go to church w/out a shower first). instead we had nookie and then the water pressure was fixed. : ) he hecreative kerfufflehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08645362903422740070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2014653608019418727.post-46761931230973794322009-01-11T17:18:00.000-05:002009-01-11T17:18:00.000-05:00The only part of church I object to is the singing...The only part of church I object to is the singing. I don't like singing and whose bright idea was it to write 4 verses for each hymn?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2014653608019418727.post-48284477767388020912009-01-11T16:38:00.000-05:002009-01-11T16:38:00.000-05:00For some reason when I saw this two videos this we...For some reason when I saw this two videos this weekend on Youtube I thought of you (and yes, I realize the one is of Anglicans)<BR/><BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npHWX1dciOE<BR/><BR/>and<BR/><BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znnFmTuGVycRonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11609041651482395857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2014653608019418727.post-39626924152648392282009-01-11T15:15:00.000-05:002009-01-11T15:15:00.000-05:00I must bring you to a synagogue for one of our Fri...I must bring you to a synagogue for one of our Friday night, Saturday morning services. They sing almost everything, you never know if you're standing or sitting, and you get bread at the end. Challah, best bread in the world, and no choking hazards! Just don't ask for butter with your bread. They frown on that. Trust me, I know.Sprite's Keeperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00790341033920919000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2014653608019418727.post-71783743314534734792009-01-11T13:37:00.000-05:002009-01-11T13:37:00.000-05:00OK I just read more, and I see that the Catholic i...OK I just read more, and I see that the Catholic is a key part of the church. I got nothin'.Jenny Gracehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12943823729806115657noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2014653608019418727.post-83979386994696132362009-01-11T13:34:00.000-05:002009-01-11T13:34:00.000-05:00Do you have to go to church? I find not going doe...Do you have to go to church? I find not going does wonders for my Sunday.<BR/><BR/>What about the Unitarians? I like their message. And Episcopalians are nice folks too. Or were you looking for Catholic specifically?Jenny Gracehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12943823729806115657noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2014653608019418727.post-89468914046366073932009-01-11T12:34:00.000-05:002009-01-11T12:34:00.000-05:00methinks you should open your own. maybe even call...methinks you should open your own. maybe even call it asphyx...<BR/>never mindjustsomethoughts...https://www.blogger.com/profile/05778254901832542234noreply@blogger.com